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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#4202 Andrew's Bin Busy

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2024

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Summary

Andrew is hoping to leverage the power of his local newspaper in his ongoing conflict with his garbage collectors. He and Luke also discuss a new iPad commercial, which is rankling people from Hugh Grant to Luke Burbank. 

Transcript

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0:00.0

We want to get rid of anything that seems natural, authentic.

0:05.0

Get rid of the espresso machine, get rid of that, that all goes.

0:08.0

Anything rustic is gone.

0:09.0

Anything authentic, anything organic, anything permanent.

0:12.0

Also, this is a vape store.

0:13.2

Yeah.

0:13.6

So we want a carpeting that's going to absorb,

0:16.1

and I don't mean mask, but literally just absorb the odor

0:19.2

so that when people come in here, they're just overwhelmed.

0:22.0

Okay, you want it to be pungent.

0:23.3

Jaundice.

0:24.3

Sickly vomitus.

0:25.3

He's just vile.

0:26.3

You want it to smell like old bubble gum.

0:28.3

Yeah, have you ever huffed in here?

0:29.5

The lighting is too warm in here.

0:30.8

This is too, I'm feeling too good about this. You know, I want to see my own zits.

0:34.0

Like an old thrift store or something maybe.

0:36.0

No, that's even too descriptive.

0:38.0

That's too kitchy.

0:39.0

It should just be like part of an airport that you ignore.

0:42.0

Think of hanging out outside a vending machine.

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