#4198 The Website Formerly Known As Mountain Dew Code Red

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2024

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew compare and contrast their routines when grabbing a Subway sandwich. (Andrew's involves "going wild next door.") Luke's also got a new favorite style of pants, but he's unsure what those pants say about him.

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0:00.0	May the fourth be with you.
0:02.0	You've probably heard that quite a bit on Twitter or at the office today,
0:04.8	but what does it mean?
0:06.2	Why is everyone saying it?
0:07.7	I'm Star Trek Voyagers Tim Russ,
0:09.7	and I'm here to explain Star Wars Day. You see May the 4th celebrates a movie called The Star Wars.
0:21.5	In the Star Wars, the 4th is a powerful energy that binds the galaxy Wars. In the Star Wars, the fourth is a powerful energy that binds the galaxy together.
0:25.2	Now using the fourth, powerful magicians called space druids are able to do crazy things like
0:30.8	pick something up or tell people they're wrong.
0:33.0	These aren't the joys you're looking for.
0:35.0	But why May the 4th? Well, May the 4th is Star Wars birthday.
0:40.0	So when you say May the 4th be with you, you're really saying,
0:43.4	happy birthday, the Star Wars.
0:45.9	But what is a Star War?
0:48.0	A Star War is like a regular war, only instead of bullets,
0:51.0	it's got lasers.
0:52.0	And in the Star Wars Wars there is only one
0:54.3	star war but it is a doozy. You see Darth Vader the bad guy hates Luke
1:00.4	Skywalker because he is his son.
1:03.0	Sounds like a bad dad if you ask me.
1:05.0	T.T.T.T.T.T.M.
1:08.0	Guess what day it is.
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