#4199 Napa No How, No Way

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2024

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Andrew finds himself again thrown into a war over his garbage bins. And this time, he's ready. Meanwhile, outside Napa, Luke finds himself in a weird prison of his own making.

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0:00.0	Daring gas prices whoa
0:04.3	sick and twist it just how we like it organic dog food
0:11.9	is it legal to be this insane?
0:14.6	Just who I got to hang out with this weekend.
0:16.6	You have any of them?
0:18.0	My family!
0:20.1	Bruce Chandling, excuse me America do you mind fast food here we go
0:29.0	Psychos screwy and totally unbalanced
0:33.0	Chandling turns the stand-up stage
0:35.3	into a mental institution.
0:37.2	Laser pointers?
0:38.6	You know what I'd like to do?
0:40.0	I'd like to take my laser car
0:42.2	and drive it off of a laser cliff.
0:44.5	TBTL!
0:47.5	There are many ways to keep one's lips conditioned.
0:52.8	I don't kiss, for example, 24 hours before a performance,
0:56.1	because kissing makes your lips mushy,
0:58.0	and we cannot have mushy lips and be a champion.
1:00.9	It's embarrassing and it's gross,
1:02.8	but at least it's kind of funny.
1:04.6	You're hungry, you're confused,
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