Obviously your kid needs a male role model.

Because I'll be honest with you, he's soft.

We can soft.

Because he's your son.

No.

You spend all your time reading books

and looking at numbers and letters like they mean something.

They do. Do you know how to read?

I get by. All right? What do you know?

You know, like, red means stop.

Great. Green means go.

Good.

Yellow is the other one t.b. t. L

Well you have found my flabbergas button and guess what you've pressed it do you eat chocolate yes do you do you drink soda yes

do you eat fatty foods yes and a lot of people ask me are you eating cookies at

late at night and I say of course I am. What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, an eating machine.

It's really a miracle of evolution.

That must be weird for you, huh?

Kimmel's now the new king of late night and you're still doing a pod card?

They say, you snooze, you lose, but we snost.

Look what we lost.

All right, hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Tuesday edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful, to live.

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