#4174 The Root Of All Evil
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 1 April 2024
⏱️ 80 minutes
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Summary
Luke has a new hat that he's excited about, and Andrew has a unique perspective on Mondays. Plus, Luke payed an arm and a leg to watch the Mariners this weekend…only it didn't exactly work out how he'd planned.
Today's opening audio is comedian Madison Sinclair, whom you can find @madisoncomedy on TikTok.
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| 0:00.0 | So a ghost walks into the bar, and the ghost is like, |
| 0:03.6 | oh, and the bartender is like, oh, God, oh, sorry, I, |
| 0:10.0 | you're a ghost with a sheet, I thought, and the ghost is is like that I'm a racist and the bartender's like yeah you should probably do like a printed |
| 0:18.1 | Stephanie and the ghost is like Tom |
| 0:22.4 | Bartenders like I haven't seen you since we went on that date all those years ago. |
| 0:27.0 | What happened? |
| 0:29.0 | And the ghost is like, I died. |
| 0:32.0 | And the bartender's like, I guess that explains why I never heard |
| 0:35.8 | back from you and the ghost is like oh I actually I actually I should I'd like like like a week ago the bartender's like it's |
| 0:46.7 | you it's fine you water under the bridge and the ghost is like that's actually |
| 0:50.5 | what killed me the The bartender's like, |
| 0:53.0 | really? And the ghost is like, no, it's just a dumb joke, |
| 0:56.2 | uh, car accident. And the bartender's like, well, |
| 1:00.7 | regardless, it's really nice to see you again. |
| 1:05.4 | The ghost is like, it's nice to see you too. |
| 1:09.0 | What do you say I buy us a first round |
| 1:10.7 | and we catch up like old times and the bartender says well I'd love |
| 1:15.8 | to but you know serve spirits. |
| 1:20.3 | TVTL! TVTL. Please clap. |
| 1:27.0 | Here's the 1-0. |
| 1:28.0 | Swung on, there it goes. |
| 1:29.0 | Deep left center. |
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