#4176 Any Given Thursday

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2024

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Andrew thinks his garbage collector might be angry at him, but he's got some gross personal problems that are eclipsing that right now. He and Luke also discuss Costco's new hot dog rules, and we get an update on Luke's standoff with Comcast.

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0:00.0	I hate teeth. I am so sick of looking into people's mouths. You know I have this
0:05.6	recurring nightmare where instead of all of my teeth falling out I get more of
0:09.6	them just like more and more and more I get teeth fingernails and teeth
0:14.6	toenails my belly button even sprouts a tooth it's disgusting have you thought of
0:19.8	getting out of the dental industry. TBTL.
0:24.0	What do you want to risk?
0:28.0	You have everything going for you.
0:30.0	You're on a gravy train with Biscuit wheel.
0:32.0	Ma'est stupid, more stupid, more stupid, more stupid. for you're on a gravy train with biscuit wheel.
0:33.0	More stupid, more stupid, more stupid, more stupid,
0:36.0	more stupid, more, more, more, more,
0:38.0	more stupid, more, more stupid,
0:40.0	more, more stupid, more. I don't understand. Great heavens! What kind of
0:46.7	radiola show is this? The story of this situation is it's extremely
0:51.0	personal. Well, all right.
0:55.0	Hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Wednesday edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
1:05.0	Give me that!
1:06.0	My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host.
1:08.0	I am a large man. I'm a very large man and I use my dad voice a lot.
1:13.0	Coming to you from the Madrona Hill studio perched high above the mighty Columbia where
1:18.0	was very cold today.
1:22.0	Yesterday, Tuesday, it was very warm to the point where I had to put on some
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