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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#4094 Four-Dimensional Podcasting

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2023

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew are barely able to record today's episode of TBTL after an audio catastrophe at Luke's Airbnb. They also try to solve one of cinema's greatest mysteries: Whether or not The Daytrippers takes place in Omaha.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Now I made you a very special dish.

0:03.6

It's spaghetti, but instead of meatballs, it's raisin balls.

0:08.3

They look the same, but they taste very different.

0:11.8

Do you want to know what they symbolize?

0:14.6

Uh, yes.

0:18.0

So I'm the kind of gal who tries to make the best of things.

0:21.8

And since meatballs will never ever exist again,

0:24.6

I said, Carol, gets your hands up,

0:27.0

grab some raisins, and you smash them into a ball girl.

0:31.5

I know we're not each other soul mates, parentheses meatballs, but if we give it a little

0:37.1

effort perhaps we can make it work, huh? Prenthesis raising balls. So we might as well dig

0:41.5

into the raisin balls, parentheses life we've been given.

0:44.1

Mm.

0:46.1

These don't, these have turned.

0:52.1

You might want to just eat around them. Yeah.

0:55.0

TVTL.

1:01.0

For the number one show in hospitals and on sinking riverboat casinos.

1:05.0

This is about respect, this is about personal space, this is about the violation.

1:09.0

Get it.

1:10.0

Here's the long and short of it. Someone has been touching my karaoke machine.

1:13.6

This is Mr. T and I want to tell you out there in radio land.

1:18.1

You better keep listening to the station.

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