#4093 Crunch Time

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2023

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Jon jumps on the line to finally test Doritos' new "anti-crunch" technology. Luke and Andrew also discuss the locker rooms of their dreams.

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0:00.0	I said a hotel in Los Angeles.
0:03.0	And when I got back, I realized it left my toiletry back at the hotel in Los Angeles,
0:07.0	and it was a really nice one.
0:08.0	Sent to me by the Cartoon Network, had cartoons all over it.
0:11.0	I wanted it back. I called up the hotel, I was in Room
0:14.4	3 18, I left my toiletry back, it's got cartoons all over it.
0:17.2	The guy's like, oh yeah, we found that. I was like, great, can I get it back?
0:23.2	He's like, can you describe the cartoons?
0:25.4	Did you think I was calling you on the off chance?
0:34.0	That someone left behind the toiletry bag with cartoons on it?
0:39.0	Like I'm in the market for one, don't know where to find one,
0:42.0	so I'm calling hotels all day long.
0:45.0	Hoping for a miracle.
0:49.0	Maybe I got an anonymous tip.
0:51.0	Some guy comes up to me in an alley town, don't ask who I am, but if you're in the market
0:56.1	for half a bottle of dandruff shampoo and five dusty Viagra's.
1:09.0	Hall this hotel, time in your room 318. You left your toiletry bag.
1:11.0	It's got cartoons all over it.
1:13.0	What kind of cartoons? They'll never ask you that.
1:15.0	T. T. T. B.
1:20.0	T. T. B. M.
1:22.0	Guess what day it is.
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