I will come to you house I will go to your refrigerator fridge your

refrigerator I will take your butter out of your fridge I will eat the butter in front of you and your family's eyes.

And I force you to watch me

while I eat all your butter that you are going to have a Christmas Eve.

You will beg and cry and say, no, don't eat all our butter.

We need for Christmas. I will say will say aha not my problem and take the

empty battle I will throw it on the stairway going to go home.

TVTL.

In this business of show, you have to have the heart of an angel and the hide of an elephant.

Shazam!

You know, these two are good.

Very, very tough to do a morning show, this chit-chatty kind of thing thing but these two have an intellect behind whatever

it is they're doing.

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me beep beep beep beep meep mep mep mep

tep breaking news beep me nep me nep b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b All right, hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Tuesday edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host coming to you once again from

Shalan County and the area very close to beautiful Leavenworth Washington. Yes

Christmas Town USA. The rumors are real. Also the rumors that

I'm still not able to do my normal full audio, I almost said audio visual presentation, but thankfully for all of you, very

little of this is visual. I'm still not able to do my full audio presentation with my

normal microphone and those audio drops that you've come to

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