#4092 Yakoff Ripoff

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2023

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Luke challenges Andrew to a guessing game, and what comes next will shock you. They also find themselves looking back at the Miller Genuine Draft commercials of their youth. And Luke is about to get a haircut at a Chicago barbershop he's never been to, and he's a little nervous.

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0:00.0	Thanks for coming in. It's a great pleasure. Thank you. This ship that was involved in the incident off Western Australia this week.
0:05.0	Yeah, the one the front fell off. Yeah, that's not very typical. I'd like to make that point.
0:09.0	Well, how is it untypical? Well, there are a lot of these ships going around the world all the time and very seldom does anything like this
0:13.7	happen I just don't want people thinking that tankers aren't safe.
0:16.3	Was this tankers safe? Well I was thinking more about the other ones.
0:19.2	The ones that are safe? Yeah, the ones the front doesn't fall off.
0:21.6	Well if this wasn't safe, why did it have 80,000 tons of oil on it?
0:24.8	I'm not saying it wasn't safe, it's just perhaps not quite as safe as some of the other ones.
0:28.0	Why? Well, some of them are built so the front doesn't fall off at all.
0:30.9	Well, wasn't this built so the front wouldn't fall off?
0:32.6	Well obviously not. How do you know? Well because the front fell off and 20,000 tons of crude oil
0:36.9	spilled into the sea caught fire. It's a bit of a giveaway. I just like to make the point that that is not
0:40.9	normal. Well what sort of standard of these oil tankers built to?
0:44.1	Oh, very rigorous maritime engineering standards.
0:46.4	What sort of thing?
0:47.0	Well, the front's not supposed to fall off for a start.
0:49.0	And what other things?
0:49.8	Well, there are regulations governing the materials that they can be made of.
0:53.8	What materials? Well, cardboard's out.
0:55.8	And? No cardboard derivatives?
0:57.4	Like paper? No paper? No string, no cellotape?
1:00.4	Rubber?
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