#4082 The Young Turkeys

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 November 2023

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

Luke's family is scrambling to adjust to a new Thanksgiving reality after a hot water tank blew in the basement of his parents' house. But Andrew's plans are locked in tight, and he couldn't be happier about them.

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0:00.0	Zerts are what I call desserts.
0:02.0	Trays or entrees.
0:03.6	I call sandwiches, sammies, sandusals, or Adam Sandlers.
0:07.2	Air conditioners are cool blasters, with a z, I don't know where that came from.
0:11.0	I call cakes, big old cookies. I call noodles, cakes, big old cookies.
0:13.2	I call noodles long ass rice.
0:15.4	Fried chicken is fry-fry chik chikichik.
0:17.8	Chicken parm is chikitki-chikit chicken-chik charm brum.
0:22.3	Chicken catchery, chikitchechikichichich. I. I call eggs prebirds or future birds.
0:25.2	Root beer is super water.
0:27.2	Tortillas are bean blankies and I call forks, food rakes.
0:32.0	TVT.A.
0:35.0	Oh, yes, that sound can only mean one thing. It's a special TBTL
0:46.2	Thanksgiving Day Edition. This is special. This is special. This right here is the
0:52.1	show that just might be too beautiful to live.
0:56.0	My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host.
0:58.0	How about some meat? You like turkey?
0:59.0	Who are you calling turkey?
1:01.0	Hope you're having a nice day wherever you are putting together some kind of bountiful
1:04.7	feast maybe.
1:05.7	Welcome to food news today.
1:06.7	And whatever you cook today is just fine, whatever you choose.
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