#4081 A Well Rootin', Well Tootin' Militia

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 November 2023

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Luke gets some breaking, almost cinematic news about his Thanksgiving Day plans moments before he was supposed to leave for his parents' house. Now the big question is where he'll be spending the holiday. He and Andrew also take a Washington Post quiz to see if they're more like Boomers or Millennials in the workplace.

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0:00.0	Do you feel feel this vehicle is safe for highway travel?
0:04.0	Yes, I do. Yes, I really do. I believe that. I know it's not pretty to look at, but it'll get you where you want to go.
0:10.0	Now you got no outside mirror. No, we lost that.
0:12.6	You have no functioning gauges.
0:14.2	No, not a one.
0:15.2	However, the radio still works.
0:16.8	TB-T-L.
0:19.8	Gobble, gobble, gobble,
0:23.3	turkey, from jive turkey gobblers, you know?
0:26.0	Take a hot dog, stuff it with some jack cheese,
0:28.6	folded in a pizza.
0:30.5	You got cheesy blasters.
0:32.2	And then all the kids say, Thanks, and then me cat flies away on his um
0:36.0	Skateboard. I'm just I'm kind of flabbergaster when you say things like that it's weird
0:40.1	Thank you not a compliment. Do you have any types of food for dogs who are afraid of spiders?
0:45.0	God, I'm sorry, I love my country.
0:48.0	Charlie, get me the number for the Butter Bowl Hotline.
0:50.0	Yes, sir.
0:51.0	Well, all right.
0:54.0	Hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Wednesday edition of TBTL, the show that just
0:58.6	might be too beautiful to live.
1:01.0	It's your lucky day.
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