#4083 Christmas Means Never Having To Say You're Sorry
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
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🗓️ 24 November 2023
⏱️ 38 minutes
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Summary
Andrew ushers in the holiday with a special beverage and a weird tangent about peeing outdoors. He and Luke also discuss so-called "Brown Friday", a new holiday created by the plumbing industry and lazy journalists.
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, morning Helen. |
| 0:01.6 | Good morning. |
| 0:02.2 | I want to thank Mary, Steph, and Michelle |
| 0:04.4 | for yesterday. |
| 0:05.2 | So could you send them each a bottle of champagne? |
| 0:07.2 | Oh, I don't know how to do that. |
| 0:09.2 | Yeah, me neither. |
| 0:10.7 | Champagne problems, am I right? |
| 0:13.0 | Wait, is that what that means? |
| 0:14.0 | I don't know. |
| 0:15.0 | Me neither. |
| 0:16.0 | T. T. T. T. B.L. |
| 0:19.0 | Guess what day it is? |
| 0:24.0 | Guess what day it is! |
| 0:27.0 | It's Friday! |
| 0:28.0 | Friday! |
| 0:29.0 | Gotta get down on Friday! |
| 0:31.0 | Everybody's looking forward to the weekend. |
| 0:34.0 | So what if I smell like roast beef? |
| 0:35.0 | This whole place smells like roast beef. |
| 0:37.0 | I'm sorry, but when I hear an undeserved compliment, it makes my ears want to throw up. |
| 0:40.0 | Oh, your ears are always throwing up about something. |
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