#4012 We Have A Brew/Off!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 August 2023

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Andrew’s nightly puttering routine may be getting out of hand, and Luke has some issues with an overly complicated coffee machine. Plus, scientists recreate a Pink Floyd song by listening to human brainwaves. And a driverless car does the most driverless car thing ever.

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0:00.0	Good evening. Welcome to Anjou. Have you dined with us before?
0:03.2	No, fabulous. We do things a little bit differently here.
0:06.1	Sparkling water is free, but tap water is $3.
0:09.2	All of our appetizers feed six people. They don't come any smaller.
0:12.7	Substitutions are fine, but you have to ask in a baby's voice.
0:16.0	You are allowed to kiss that sign picture of Tony Colette on the wall,
0:18.5	but only if it is your birthday. If you're born on a leap year, you have to leave now.
0:24.8	All of our butter is sourced from only the hottest cows,
0:27.4	judged by a jury of their peers, the chickens vote by referendum.
0:30.7	We are a cashless end-tip list, but the ballet staff do appreciate old copies of entertainment
0:35.2	wakling. If you have any allergies, please let me know.
0:38.4	I'm amazing at keeping secrets. I'll be back in a second to take your words.
0:47.3	In this brochure, it says, this tour is crunk.
0:51.6	What's it said, me? The beginning is horrible, also the middle, so I'll give it a four.
0:56.7	First of all, I'd like to see the chef face to face.
0:59.5	These are the best Cajun chicken niblets I've ever had.
1:01.9	Yeah, most people think I'm on drugs, because I'm always happy.
1:04.4	Are you on drugs?
1:05.6	No, I'm not. I'm high on life.
1:07.2	If you get a better use for the internet, I haven't found it.
1:12.4	Well, all right. Hello, good morning. Welcome everyone to a Thursday edition of TBL,
1:17.7	the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
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