Hey, what's up, welcome to Pethaven, I'm Jamie and I'm Trish. Well look who's up for adoption again at Portland, Pethaven, Rascal.

Rascal's previous owners return him because, ooh, Rascal.

I'm just trying to get rid of the dog at this point. This dog shouldn't be here, should be there.

In your home.

Just let him be with you. It's really smart, super smart dog. I mean, he was able to find a baby's crib.

Way upstairs.

T-T-B-T-L.

Guess what day it is. Guess what day it is.

It's Friday. Friday. Gotta get down on Friday. Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.

It's not all bad, I'ma tell you that. But it is more bad than good.

I think you sound like a... maybe a little bit jealous, babe.

No, and I know a little something about being jealous because people have been jealous of me my entire life.

Yeah, and this? This is your mystery plan.

Oh, no, no. Now this is a whole other awesome thing. This is just a goof.

Later, Taylor.

All right, hello, good morning. Welcome everyone.

To a Friday edition of T-B-T-L, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

Gotta do it again, right now. My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host.

I don't want to tell you how terrible my life is. Do you have about three hours?

Coming to you from the River House studio, perched high above the mighty Columbia.

Oh, ma! Pa! It's just beautiful.

I know I'm supposed to be in Portland today, and I am going down to this afternoon.

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