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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#4011 There’s Some Hornets In This House

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 August 2023

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Luke stumbled on the Sale Of The Century, and it’s helping him survive the sweltering heat. Plus, Pooper Trooper sued Scoop Troop, but then Scoop Troop changed its name to Swoop Scoop, and now everything is fine in the local dog poop industry.

Transcript

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0:00.0

So what I'm doing first of all with my right hand, I'm doing a lot of what i

0:04.2

call a par

0:22.5

the same, but measure later, so it looks a little bit like this.

0:27.4

Right right right left left right right right right right right Right right right left left right left left left left left left left left left

0:46.9

Okay, so you might want to memorize that for you practicing it home

0:57.4

I start knocking on my head, like I'm singing,

0:59.2

yes, to every beat.

1:01.2

Yes, yes, yes, this rocks.

1:03.6

And then sometimes I switch it up like, no, no,

1:06.3

no, don't stop rocking.

1:08.1

Tuck in your blues, eh?

1:09.1

We're not in Saskatoon anymore, Mom.

1:10.8

People in Toronto don't tuck in their blouses.

1:12.7

They want to dress well here, and I want to fit in, you know?

1:14.9

And then I would sew in bits of Egyptian artifacts

1:18.4

that were thousands of years old into my costume

1:21.0

and gather some onyx or terminally

1:23.0

or something that was meant to have vibrations.

1:25.5

And who knows if it works or doesn't?

1:27.4

Man, if I had a nickel for every time I heard a guy say that.

1:31.7

I'd have eight nickels.

1:33.0

I'm going to make you work for your dollars.

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