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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2023

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Luke has a hornet problem and maybe a bear problem, too? Andrew has a problem with people parking in bus lanes. And listener Dani had a bat in her belfry, and now she needs shots.

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0:00.0	Are you sick of the airport, the long lines, security, the danger of terrorism?
0:05.3	Why not take a ride in a hot air balloon?
0:07.6	Virginia worsens hot air balloon rides.
0:09.6	You don't have to worry about terrorists or long lines.
0:12.2	And it's just you and me up in the air.
0:14.6	Whoa!
0:16.6	Hey, I can see my house from here.
0:19.2	Just kidding.
0:20.4	Why not take a ride in my balloon?
0:22.7	I'll cut you a deal.
0:25.1	Forget about airport security.
0:26.8	See you later suckers.
0:28.3	I'm taking myself a hot air balloon ride.
0:30.5	Ooh, fresh air!
0:33.4	Listen, I'm not one of those college types that's going to talk your ear off.
0:36.8	I bought a balloon and it doesn't mean I think I'm better than everybody else.
0:40.0	Or I can just read a book.
0:41.5	I'm not one of those people who doesn't know how to be quiet.
0:44.1	So come on over.
0:45.2	Take a ride in my hot air balloon.
0:46.5	It'll take you wherever you want to go.
0:48.9	I promise.
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