The Matrix Is Here & Robots Will Soon Grow Our Babies Inside Of Them | 8.19.25

Hard Factor

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2025

⏱️ 39 minutes

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0:00.0	What it is!
0:01.0	This is a macho man Randy Savage.
0:03.0	And this is hard factor. And there is no one that does it better right now, yeah. Nobody does it better. I ain't repeating myself. Go ahead, tell me something right now. Yeah, and I'm living in a nightmare. And I'm not a racist, and I'm always joking. Oh, yeah.
0:37.1	Good morning!
0:41.2	And welcome to episode 1775 of Hard Factor.
0:47.2	It is Tuesday, August 19th, 2025.
0:51.9	And it's Mark and I.
1:12.8	It's Mark and I for you today. I was 80% accurate. That's a not zero percent accurate on us being full strength today. We're coming. Will's in the air. He's on a plane right now. And Pat's probably going to be on tomorrow as well. So it's all good. I was off by a day, a little bit of miscommunication.
1:13.6	Yeah.
1:14.7	The hard factor difference.
1:17.0	But Wes is back from his cruise.
1:17.6	Yeah.
1:18.7	We got it.
1:19.4	We got it.
1:20.1	I'm going to text the boys.
1:20.7	We got it.
1:21.7	We got it.
1:22.3	We got it.
1:23.1	Yeah.
1:23.6	Back.
1:29.0	And Pat and I talked about a bunch about it on the Patreon,
1:32.2	patreon. patreon.com, so short factor on the Patent West show and the Hive Hour,
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