40: Gas Stations in Wilmington, DE
Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet
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4.8 • 5.5K Ratings
🗓️ 28 August 2019
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Summary
We're forty, flirty, and friving! In this very special episodes, our jet lagged selves offer you a glimpse into what a Schiefer vacation is like. Hint: it involves wet shorts and Mao Zedong. Then we read reviews of gas stations... but they're mostly Wawa weviews. And finally, Alex provides unhelpful insight into what it means to be a religious solicitor.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to beach to sandy water to wet. A podcast featuring real reviews written by |
| 0:08.7 | people who just need the world to know what they think. Between you and me I |
| 0:14.7 | wanted to like this podcast but I'd give it zero stars if I could. |
| 0:30.0 | We're back and we are more cultured than ever. I would say less cultured after that |
| 0:41.3 | experience. We are back in the United States. We were in Austrian Germany for the |
| 0:46.7 | last I don't know 12 days, 11 days. It felt like a lifetime. It felt like a long |
| 0:51.7 | long lifetime full of ups and downs. Going to like too many cities in too short of a |
| 0:59.4 | time period. No it was it was fun. Overall a great experience. It was fun. It was just a |
| 1:06.3 | lot. But overall really great. Yeah we and we survived. We did survive. It was |
| 1:13.2 | blaze's first time meeting all of his in-laws both sides of the family and |
| 1:17.2 | there are a lot of them. There were a lot. That's the only thing. I think I forgot how |
| 1:22.2 | many there are and a lot of them haven't seen in probably 20 years. So anyway how |
| 1:27.8 | are you? Me? Yes. Oh I'm great. I think you're asking them. I'm feeling good. I'm feeling |
| 1:33.0 | excited that we're back and I think we're gonna I don't know we've got a lot more exciting |
| 1:37.2 | stuff. I think you have an announcement. Two things. Okay. One I want to do a little |
| 1:44.7 | shout out to you. Excuse me. I want to ask how I like I don't let me drink my cold |
| 1:57.6 | pressed fruit stand juice beverage. What the hell is that? Oh the grossest drink |
| 2:02.5 | Trader Joe sells. Oh my god what is this? Use our promo code for the worst |
| 2:09.3 | advertised minute history. Oh shit that's not as good as I thought. Okay wow. That's |
| 2:14.2 | the best. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. You have to learn that when you |
| 2:17.5 | move to LA. It's literally fruit and vegetable juices with pink salt and cayenne pepper. |
| 2:22.0 | Okay well you should have known by reading the label. Okay so anyway I have a little shout |
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