This week on historical hyenas join our top panel of comedians as we take us

So okay, are you still in the bath? Yes, I'm listening to my podcast. Can I come in?

No, no, no, no! Just need to grab the claw clippers. Don't worry, I'll cover my eyes

What? Whoa!

Scars, look at the falling!

I'm still not looking!

And I'm not listening to my podcast. Don't want batting, mere catting!

Simple!

Welcome to Beach to Sandy Water to Wet. A podcast featuring real reviews written by

people who just need the world to know what they think. Between you and me, I wanted to

like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.

Hello! Welcome!

Our podcast is called Beach to Sandy Water to Wet. It's a podcast where we read the

worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion and they're from the internet and they're

usually really terrible. Yeah. And that's about it. What's your name? I'm Christine.

Hi, my name's Alex. What do we have this week? I feel like last week I've like talked

for 45 minutes before much. I know. So let's start. I replayed you, but it was just too much.

I'm just gonna say that. Sorry, I didn't know. Our theme this week was Cycchix in Albuquerque.

And that was difficult. So... It was a little difficult until it wasn't.

For me, it was. It's always difficult. That's my bad. And because of that,

some people might be unhappy, but other people will be happy. I branched out.

Me too. I did things that have nothing to do with being Cycchix. Oh, I branched out a little bit,

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