39: Bookstores in Portland, OR
Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet
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4.8 • 5.5K Ratings
🗓️ 21 August 2019
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
Witness if you will a subway tunnel, long abandoned below the bustling streets of Cincinnati. These tunnels have residents: Yelp reviewers. Let it be known that these reviewers have a disdain for soup and an affinity for Criss Angel: Family Man. You hear them chant, but only incomprehensible jokes about Dan Brown. They long for your company as they take a very meaningful journey into.... Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet.
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| 0:00.0 | Knock, knock, who's there? It's the land of same day. |
| 0:02.4 | What? Iceland.co.uk? It's only been two hours. |
| 0:05.4 | That's right. With St. Edelivery, we'll have your shopping with you in no time. |
| 0:09.0 | Shop online today at Iceland.co.uk. |
| 0:11.6 | Delivery from £2 minimum more than £25 to your restrictions in terms of life. |
| 0:15.2 | Ah, the sound of spring cleaning. |
| 0:18.6 | Steam clean your way to brighter bathrooms and sparkling kitchens with the car to steam cleaner. |
| 0:24.6 | You'll be done before you know it. With more time to put your feet up. |
| 0:29.8 | Find your car to steam cleaner at carcha.co.uk or a car to retailer. |
| 0:35.6 | Welcome to beach to sandy water to wet. A podcast featuring real reviews written by people |
| 0:44.7 | who just need the world to know what they think. |
| 0:48.5 | Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could. |
| 0:59.0 | Greetings. |
| 1:11.2 | And welcome to our show beach to sandy water to wet. |
| 1:15.9 | A podcast where we read worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion. |
| 1:22.1 | I'm Alex. And I'm Christine. |
| 1:23.9 | And we are here for some really horrible feelings about the internet. |
| 1:30.5 | Always. Always. Always here for that. |
| 1:33.9 | This week's theme, courtesy of you, is bookstores in Portland, Oregon. |
| 1:39.1 | That's right. I'm excited about this one. |
| 1:41.2 | It proved pretty easy, I think. |
| 1:42.8 | My god, it was easy. |
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