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I'm your sister host, Christine.

I'm the brother host.

My name is Zandi.

Hello, everyone.

I just realized it's episode 395.

We're covering Bath and Body Works locations.

And I just realized we're getting close to 400. It just hit me. Ow. It just hit me, too. Yeah, well. Yeah, that is close. What is this, you said, 395? Yeah. Oh, my gosh. What are we going to do with you? My first instinct was to say probably nothing. And that's called your intuition. And your intuition's very wise. And I'm supposed to trust it, right? You are, and I think you should in this moment. And also... But I believe we should, and it would be fun to do something. Saying it, we should, and then convincing yourself, it would be fun or two different things. We'll see what? It was more of a correction because I don't think we should.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. But I think it would be fun too. Okay. I want to do something. We're not coming up with it right now. Stop looking like looking like you're thinking about something. We'll talk. Can I be honest? I'm not. I'm literally just trying to get back to my present moment. I'm not brainstorming shit right now.

I'm literally trying to tether you back to reality.

Okay.

And I'm also lost.

I'm back.

I'm back.

Okay. And I'm also lost. I'm back. I'm back. Okay. We're just in the same place now. I was going to say, 400 episodes is crazy because I remember when we did, what was it, like 40, flirty and thriving or something dumb. We did. I don't know, but that sounds like something we do. I feel like it couldn't have been. Oh, Lordy, I'm 40 or something. We did something insane for our 40th where I made, I brought a cake. I bought it like a cake topper. I liked spectacles. And why the fuck was it 40 the one? Because we made a joke at some point. And then we said, oh, episode 40, we have to. So now we're at 400. Jesus. So we got to do something 10 times is crazy. Insane. Yeah. And back then you weren't even vegan, which made my life so much easier. You're so right. Your life is so hard now that I'm vegan. You know what? I should apologize.

I'd never thought about the correlation there, but there is one.

My life did get substantially worse, or more difficult at least, in the years.

Substantially worse because I went vegan.

I would love to hear this.

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