396: Reviews of Energy Drinks
Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet
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4.8 • 5.5K Ratings
🗓️ 1 July 2026
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
This stuff literally tastes like blue cheese and smells like cat piss.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Beach, to Sandy, Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think. |
| 0:13.3 | Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could. |
| 0:39.8 | Hi, welcome to Beach 2 Sandy Water Too Wet. |
| 0:45.3 | This is a podcast where we read the most ridiculous reviews most dramatically. |
| 0:47.9 | We read a ridiculous reviews. |
| 0:51.5 | I'm your sister host, Christine. |
| 0:53.2 | I'm Zandi, the brother. |
| 0:56.2 | Zandi's tongue used to be too big for his mouth. |
| 0:56.6 | And sometimes. |
| 0:58.0 | Jesus Christ. |
| 0:59.0 | Mom always says. |
| 0:59.7 | Wink. |
| 1:01.7 | Okay. |
| 1:03.4 | But yeah, very true. |
| 1:04.9 | Anyway. |
| 1:07.1 | We've got lots of energy for this episode. |
| 1:08.7 | We're doing energy drinks. |
| 1:09.3 | You like that? |
| 1:10.3 | Yeah, it was good. |
| 1:11.5 | But first, really quick, |
| 1:17.0 | got a new project coming up, a film, very excited about it. This podcast episode is sponsored by a film that's coming up. I can't say too much, but despite that, I can take your money in the |
| 1:22.8 | GoFundMe link below. Oh, good. What a good pitch. Anyway, let's move on to energy drinks. |
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