393: Reviews of Costco
Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet
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4.8 • 5.5K Ratings
🗓️ 10 June 2026
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Summary
If they remove the froyo it'll make my life a living hell
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Beach, to Sandy, Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think. |
| 0:13.3 | Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could. |
| 0:39.9 | Hello and welcome to Beach 2 Sandy Water To Wet. |
| 0:41.5 | I am Zandi. |
| 0:45.1 | And I am X-Tine, the sister host. |
| 0:46.2 | I'm the brother host. |
| 0:49.5 | We're going to read some reviews of Costco today. |
| 0:52.6 | I'm so excited to be here today to read about Costco. |
| 0:57.1 | But first of all, I have something to say, which is that the reviews are in. |
| 1:11.3 | Patrons have given us their feedback on our newest installation on Patreon, taken by the Tetris Blocks, a dramatic reading of an erotic short story by Leonard Delaney, author of the infamous Conquered by Clippy Erotica. |
| 1:12.9 | You know it well. |
| 1:13.7 | I'm sure you do. |
| 1:14.8 | Don't deny it. |
| 1:22.1 | And Zandi had the misfortune of reading it to me aloud for Patreon as our apology for being behind on the bonus content. |
| 1:24.7 | It got weird. |
| 1:25.3 | It got weird. |
| 1:26.1 | And he read the entire short story to me. |
| 1:28.1 | And I had to then edit it and upload it. |
| 1:30.1 | And here are some of the reviews from patrons. |
| 1:33.0 | Oh, okay. |
| 1:33.5 | Eric says, this was upsetting. |
| 1:36.1 | Taylor says, I have no regrets. |
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