Hey, all you are you all supposed to do. Who am I? Keith Malley, motherfucker. Hey, welcome to

Keith in the Girl. I'm Keith Malley. And I'm Liz. Hey, Liz. How you doing, baby? I'm doing well. How are you,

darling? I am all right there, sweet honey. I love Liz, and not just because she put my entire new place in Charlotte together herself.

I don't know if you guys, you may have heard of TaskRabbit.

I hire Fuck Bunny, and you did a great job.

And, I mean, how many tables, how many, this computer desk I'm sitting at?

Thank you so much.

You were sweet. It was a lot. It was a lot,

but I think you're not giving yourself enough credit. You did a ton. Every time I came back over,

I was like, damn, he did a lot of work. Thank you. It's all shoved in one closet because I don't

use closets anymore. I mean, I have like so many spirit closets compared to New York City stuff.

A closet here is a compared to New York City stuff. A closet here

is a bedroom in New York City. Yeah, you're missing out on rent. This is, this is crazy.

This is crazy. You can walk in your closets. They're called walk-in closets. Yeah. Here over here,

you guys just call them closets. Yeah. Yeah. I can rent them out as guest rooms.

Somebody asked me, where do I live exactly?

They said, like, what suburb by Charlotte do you live?

And I had to check with Liz, of course.

And Liz goes, you live in Charlotte proper.

Of course I do.

Liz doesn't date dinks.

I do not. You know these weirdos. I mean,

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