3917: The Best of That’s the Show with Danny SPONSORED BY: Shitty Jim’s w/ Katharine Heller, Tom Scharpling, Marga Gomez, Michael Khalili, Mara Wilson, Eugene Mirman, Lev Grossman, Danny’s mom, Danny’s girlfriend, and Jeff the Sound Engineer

Keith and The Girl

Keith Malley

Katg, Chemda, Mentalhealth, Girl, Health & Fitness, Selfhelp, Comedy, Keith, Funny, Mental Health

4.6 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2025

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

From the archives of KATG.com/VIP, this show features the collection of That’s the Show with Danny clips that ex-intern Danny Hatch personally put together himself 10 years ago! Whether you’re relistening or new to the character that is The Hatch, you’ll love his hilariously neurotic jokes and delivery with Keith, Chemda, his own mom and girlfriend, and some of your favorite KATG guests engaging in a way that can only be described as … well … I don’t think it can be described. Enjoy. OH! DANNY’S OLD PSYCHIATRIST HAD A SCARFACE POSTER IN HIS OFFICE!!!

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0:00.0	Hey, all you all those are going to listen to a let's say to Keith and the Girl. I'm Keith and the
0:07.0	Girl. Dear Keith and the Girl, I heard your most recent episode where you talked about leaving
0:11.3	Keith and the Girl paraphernalia all over the city. And I'm here to say I got a T-shirt and a
0:16.3	download card at Lexington and 57th. I was saying my doctor last minute. And I didn't know what either of these
0:22.0	things meant. You're right. Us New Yorkers just leave and take things on and off the street like one big
0:27.0	swap meet. Well, now, of course, I know what Keith and the girl is, and the tour shirt that says,
0:32.0	I was there, looks and fits great. I wasn't really there, but I love the design. Hopefully no one stops me and
0:38.1	asked me to name five songs. Anyway, the download card was the Danny show that you mentioned,
0:43.4	and you two weren't lying. It was great. I got VIP to hear more, but I'm not even there yet
0:48.9	because I first went to the Lucy Poll episode, and then next to Poll, P-O-L-L is spelling. You were just there. I first went to the Lucy poll episode, and then next to poll, P-O-L is spelling?
0:55.1	You were just there.
0:56.2	I first went to the Lucy poll episode you mentioned and then decided to start hearing from the
1:00.7	beginning.
1:01.5	If I listened to one episode a day, I should be done in 10 years, eight months, and two weeks.
1:06.1	Then the spin-off shows until the day I die.
1:08.6	I'm very pleased.
1:10.2	Thanks again for the free swag.
1:12.2	I guess that's why I pay over $2,500 a month in rent.
1:16.6	Ooh, let a city.
1:18.0	I bet you miss it already.
1:19.8	Thanks again, Thomas T.
1:21.6	Thomas T.
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