3915: Party Etiquette, Dumb Politics, and The Sean Diddy Puffy Love Combs Trial w/ Calvin Cato

Keith and The Girl

Keith Malley

Katg, Chemda, Mentalhealth, Girl, Health & Fitness, Selfhelp, Comedy, Keith, Funny, Mental Health

4.6 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 24 May 2025

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Superstar and The Dad Emails book contributor Calvin Cato returns to help Keith discuss party etiquette (Keith’s perfect), dumb politics (Keith isn’t pleased), and the Diddy trial (APPLESAUCE ON A CHEESEBURGER?!). They also pay homage to the great George Wendt and are nervous for the family that is now burdened with his bar tab.

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0:00.0	Hey, all you are you all supposed to be a little sit.
0:02.8	Welcome to Keith and the girl.
0:06.1	I'm Keith Malley.
0:07.2	And I'm Calvin Cato.
0:08.4	You sure are.
0:09.2	Calvin Cato.
0:10.0	Good to see you.
0:11.6	Good to see you too.
0:12.9	It's been not too long for a change, actually.
0:16.1	Is my going away party the first time we've hung out that wasn't work related?
0:23.3	You know, I was thinking about it. At first, I thought, yes, but no, this is a while back.
0:28.8	I remember Hemda had a party at her place, and so we did hang out then, but there was also
0:35.4	like five million people there. So I say hung out, but I feel like we didn't
0:39.8	get to really get into nitty gritty questions. Like, you know, how sharp are your nipples,
0:43.8	stuff like that. Well, just, this is just in time that I'm leaving New York that I got to hang
0:49.3	out with you more one-on-one and it was very fun. So, see ya.
1:00.2	Well, I cherish the time, and I cherish the steak with hummus that you introduced me to.
1:01.3	Very good.
1:01.6	Right?
1:03.0	I know.
1:03.6	It was great.
1:04.4	People were skeptical.
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