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Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.

Hello, welcome to Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet. We are so excited to have you here for an episode where we read reviews of smut.

Woo-hoo! I feel like we did this before, right? We've done multiple smut-related things. And then we conveniently forget so that we can reassign ourselves the topic.

It's great, though.

Yeah.

It's great.

If you're unfamiliar, we're siblings.

That might be important, but no one was really caring until you said that.

In the context, it felt necessary as a caveat to whatever we'll follow.

But Alexander, I feel like people sometimes seem to us, which like I understand, but

they seem to think or assume maybe because I've put that energy out there that I'm a big smut reader.

I know that that's a little bit like of a wild thing to say. I don't know people. I mean,

people are always saying that about me. Oh, okay.

That's not true.

But a couple people have said that.

Even my own friends, they're like, well, I know how you...

And I'm always kind of like, is it because of the podcast that we...

But it's not like they listen to my podcast.

I don't have that good friends.

And so Alexander has more of like a story past, I would say, with any sort of like inappropriate content and that kind of thing. What does that mean? I'm trying to lead you into your story about the love. Well, that's not how I was going to do it. I mean, I don't know how I was going to do it, but it wasn't certainly about me having a storied past with smut, which is fine. I thought that was kind of like why you were telling the story. Hey, have I read some? Absolutely. Alexander. Did I enjoy it? Absolutely. I want you to know something. I guess what I'm trying to say. And again, I've already expressed today. I'm on a different wavelength than Sandy. I think I've fallen a few frequencies or something. But Alexander, I feel like maybe you and I were experiencing what some call it Mandela affected. Here's why. When I go back into the regular Beach 2 Sandy inbox, I typed in Smut. They all said, for Zandi only because of how much he loves Smut. That's what they all say. And I feel like, you know, if in the real word, people are like, oh, you read some right? I'm like, no, that's my brother's thing. Because apparently that's how we've presented ourselves. It's, I think it's like when people send those ranty, like religious sounding things. Or where they say the same thing over and over. And yeah, it's my delivery and the discomfort you feel when I read them is how it started.

I think that's why I wanted to bring the sibling thing up because it's sort of like that's part of your story passes to make me uncomfortable. Yeah. So anyway, I'm so sorry. Speaking of making people uncomfortable. That's a good. There it is. We found it. We found it. All right. now, Sarah, our editor, can you cut all of that to make it sound extremely smooth and really, like, clean and erudite?

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