Welcome to beach to sandy water to wet. A podcast featuring real reviews written by

people who just need the world to know what they think. Between you and me I

wanted to like this podcast but I'd give it zero stars if I could.

Good morrow dear sirs. And madams and everyone in between. How are you doing on

this fine magnificent mourn? I'm not doing any better after whatever's

happening right now. Oh I thought I would heal any of your woes. No? No. Great.

Well let's just pretend. Why don't you introduce yourself? Oh hello my name is

Sir Christine. And I'm Baroness Alex. Your page? You're my page. I'm your page.

I'm a knight in your my page. What is this weird fan thick we're writing? I don't

know. I'm not good. I'm not as good at it as the Yelpers are. Yeah yeah. Which is

probably a good thing. I probably shouldn't aspire for that but uh...

Speaking of Yelpers that's kind of what we do here. That is what we do. We do

read one star reviews from the internet that real people write and we read them

in a dramatic fashion. For your pleasure. For your for your also discomfort.

Mostly that at least for us. Lots of sweat. Mostly discomfort. Lots of sweat.

Lots of uncomfortable moments. Yeah. Lots of feelings of regret. We've got

some of those for you today. We do. I wanted to add real quick before we start.

Well this week's theme was McDonald's and Billings Montana. Correct. And I

believe you gave you a challenge to find review negative reviews in which the

reviewer blamed astrology is all right. That's where the in which the reviewers

complaint is largely based on astrology. Yes. Not Nurse Jackie. What's

Nurse Kelly? Nurse Kelly. And James. Rode it better. Nurse Kelly and James. Put that one

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