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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

389: Reviews of YMCAs

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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Comedy

4.85.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2026

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Look at them yo-yos, that's the way you do it.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to Beach, Too Sandy, Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.

0:13.2

Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.

0:39.9

Hello and welcome to Beach 2 Sandy Water Too Wet.

0:42.3

This is a podcast where we're... Sorry, we're having technical difficulties.

0:45.3

Hold on.

0:45.7

With my mouth.

0:46.5

Yeah.

0:47.0

Okay.

0:47.3

Let me unplug it, plug it back in.

0:48.8

Okay.

0:49.2

All right.

0:50.0

What do we do again?

0:51.1

We read one-star reviews of the most... Yikes. Oh, plug it in. Plug it in. We're reading reviews of YMCA today. We read reviews, and I'm the sister host. Oh, yeah, I'm brother host. I'm Zandi. Hi. Hi. And we are going to read reviews of YMCA's. And I'm so glad that that's happening.

1:11.0

So, Alexander.

1:12.3

Yes. Do you remember what happened when I went to a YMCA? I do. A pig was involved? Yeah, it was really crazy times. I went to the YMCA as part of a recovery journey in my life. And my mother said, let's go. Well, I said. That's the only thing that got her into a YMCA

1:28.3

that she says, like she's acting.

1:31.0

I mean, listen, I, it's been a very long time since I've been in any sort of physical endeavor, but I, I said, oh, Chi Gong, that sounds like fun, and I want to try that. So my mom and I went, and it is, it is a whole deal of fun. And on the fourth week,

1:45.7

our instructor said, I just want everyone to know that there will be a person in a pig costume

1:51.2

joining us and we will be on the local news. And that was really the only like, I just thought,

1:58.2

and my mom said, what did she say? And I was like, I don't, I'll tell you later.

2:02.1

Like, I didn't really understand. And sure enough, yeah, about five minutes, 10 minutes in,

2:06.3

this large pig costume wearing person came in and did Chi Gong with us. And it was a, and of course,

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