Welcome to Beach, to Sandy, Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.

Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.

Hello, everyone and welcome to Beach, Sandy Water 2 at the podcast where we read the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion.

I'm your sister host, Christine.

I'm your brother host, Zambi.

We are so excited today.

We have two very special guests.

We've got Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson here with us. You may recognize them from TikTok as I did. And I went,

oh, there they are. I know you. They're here today to join us to discuss one-star reviews.

Of course, their wonderful contact creators, very hilarious. They also co-host a podcast called

Camp Counselors, which is also super, super fun. And because we have the two of you here today, we had a few options floating around,

but we landed on doing Home Goods reviews today.

Have you heard of it?

Have you ever heard of that store?

I'm so thrilled beyond.

I'm like, like, let's get our hands dirty with this one. Oh, they're going to get dirty in like a lot of ways. Yeah, don't worry. I'm sure. Yeah. Did I miss anything? You guys are a power couple. I don't know. What other labels do you have that you want to throw out there? He's a junior saxophone player. He just started and he's been trying to like, he's really nervous to kind of bring it up. That's so cool. He got me a saxophone for Christmas. I haven't picked it up since. It was the first time I picked up a saxophone. And you're already a junior player. I don't know what that is. What a gift. Yeah. What's that? Self appointed. Self-appointed. Oh, congratulations. That's awesome.

We didn't know what that is. What a gift? Yeah. What's that? Self appointed. Self appointed.

Oh, congratulations.

That's awesome. We didn't know about your skills. I'm excited for it because listen, when he is at home goods, I'm right there with him. I thought we were going to do a camp thing, but I'm so happy that it's going to be home goods. Because I'm like, I don't know what else I can say about a camp.

No, that's exactly what we said.

We were like, yeah, he's probably there filming.

He's probably right there experiencing it. Yes, exactly. We've got some other people's experiences here. I'm going to start if that's okay. This is a review of a home goods in Northrow, Massachusetts. Oh, yeah. Are you from Mass? We are live and in living color right now in Massachusetts. Fascinating. I totally didn't know that. I was so thrilled to have a local shout out. So, thanks for that. This is getting a little too close to home now. No, I like to be creepy with it. You might know Lori or whoever wrote this for it. It's actually Lexi. Lexi wrote this one-star review. Why are the cashier ladies all so rude here? What is in the water? End of review. And I was going to ask you,

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