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Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.

Hello, everyone. My name is Brother Host. I am hosting Beach Shoes, Sandy Water, Too Wet. That's the podcast. We read negative reviews on the internet and the most ridiculous ones. And I'm Sister Host. Well, yesterday was 420. A. And so today we decided to do a 420 adjacent theme because dispensaries are just a slog to get through and are typically not super funny. And Alexander mentioned munchies and we ended up on 7-Eleven. So here we are reading. I was surprised we hadn't done it yet. 7-11 reviews, which you're right. Feels like perfect fodder.

So we're going to be like, yes, you did because maybe we did.

I didn't check.

According to me, we did it, which means nothing.

Anyway, my challenge, though, you don't even know what it is yet. I don't know it. I don't know it. My challenge was to find reviews where someone mentions being high, which also sounds like something we've done.

Yeah.

But I thought it was fitting and I found some fun ones. Oh, okay. I'm trying to figure out where my notes are. You know, it's the funniest thing. That is funny, that you don't have them. Well, I opened my notes and it's empty. And I went, I certainly thought I did this last night. I remember it like it was yesterday because it was, I think. Can you imagine it was all a dream? I mean, maybe. How high were you on 420? Oh, I found them. They were just screenshots in my phone. I was about to say, are they screenshots? There are screenshots in my phone. So I went kind of all over the place with my 7-Elevens.

This first one is a 7-Eleven in D.C. Oh, no. Because I used to live above one in D.C. Is this the one? No, I don't think it exists anymore. There's like a really pretty-looking one nearby, like in Foggy Bottom, but I don't, it's not the same because it wasn't at the bottom of a building. Anyway.

And it wasn't particularly pretty either.

It was not.

I lived,

uh, bottom, but I don't, it's not the same because it wasn't at the bottom of a building. Anyway. And it wasn't particularly pretty either.

It was not.

I lived by myself and many days my entire food intake was from that 7-Eleven.

And it often consisted of Doritos and Mountain Dew.

And then breakfast, the same Doritos and Mountain Dew when I woke up after a long night of League of Legends. I don't miss those days, but we're revisiting them. Do you remember when I came to visit? It's so funny because like when I came to help you, I didn't come to visit. I came to help you move out. First of all, I got hit by bus. that was a whole thing. She was in her car. Well, yeah, that's true. My car did get totaled, though.

And then it by a bus. That was a whole thing. She was in her car.

Well, yeah,

that's true.

My car did get total, though.

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