Welcome to Beach, to Sandy, Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.

Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.

Welcome to Beach City Water 2 at the podcast where we read the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion.

I'm sister host, Christine.

And I am your brother host.

My name is Zandi.

I'm excited to be here today.

It is not lost on me that our new little titles I've given us, brother, sister host host are sort of religiously tinged.

And I find that to be kind of a fun eccentricity.

Fun is one way to put that.

I did have someone talking to me who just saw us through Instagram and was like, oh, I thought that was your wife.

So it's probably for the West, best.

No, it's for the West.

For the West. Utah. Utah the West. For the West.

Utah.

Utah only. I can jump right in because you're mentioning religion. And I have some examples of religious psychosis to start if you're interested. To you? I do. This is reviews of umbrellas. So you might be wondering why that's relevant. I mean, I am. Well, Izzy sent in comments under the song Umbrella by Rihanna on YouTube.

A review in its own right, a comment on YouTube.

Sure, sure.

Here is one of the top comments.

It just says, I refuse to believe this isn't about the rain.

And you might be wondering, well, of course, what else would it be about? Why would you even say that? Well, someone said, who have eyes to see, we'll see. Don't let that go over your head. What? And then someone else said facts to that. Someone else says, LOL, guys, calm the fuck down. It's a song, and this is Rihanna.

So shut the fuck up.

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