Welcome to Beach, to Sandy, Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.

Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.

Welcome to Beach 2, Sandy Water 2 at the podcast where we read the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion.

I'm your sister host, Christine.

And I'm brother host Zandi.

Hello, everybody.

Juniper is giving Zandi a lot of affection.

Wow, just plopped right.

Oh, the claws are out.

The biscuit making is happening. Actually, Sarah, if you could do a close-up on these claws, they do get really scary and sharp.

Oh, my.

Moving so fast.

Gosh, they are just so scary.

Okay.

Welcome to the show.

Today, we are in honor of this great blessed holiday.

We are doing Easter egg hunts. Amen to that. I was going to say, like, there's a running theme between all of these. It's sad. Usually violence is present. And like, in a pro-spirit participation from wrong age groups. Yes, that too. Yeah, just like kind of ruining it for the little ones. But we'll see. We'll see what we have because I think we have some fun stuff. Or at least I do. My challenge for today was to find reviews in which somebody gave an unsolicited business pitch. Nice. That's funny. I like that one. Those are always good. And I have quite a variety of those. I'm excited. This is a view of extravaganza. Get it? Egg stravaganza. I do. Yes. Oh, good. It's an Easter egg hunt they do every year in San Mateo, California. Okay. Yeah. I just feel like so many that I read were, like, of parks or of churches or of, you know, like, not specific events. You know how Yelp, but you know how Yelp does events?

Yes.

It ended up being really delightful because these places would only have a few reviews.

But then like those were like clearly that upsetting that they had to go find the Yelps.

Yes.

For Extravaganza 2017 or whatever.

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