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I'm your brother host, Zandi. Good to have you here.

We're doing allergy meds today. Achoo! Usur tech man.

I'm a clareton guy, or I used to be. Now I'm just whatever generic. I'm like, give me a pink one. Let me take a nap. Benadryl I don't take. I do. Not for any specific reason. I just don't take it. Maybe specific reasons. Whoa. Those Renaissance paintings. I want to hold on those. Typhanhydramine does a number on us. Don't worry. We'll get there. Okay. We are doing reviews of allergy medication. Today is a really special day. It's March 25th. It is my best friend Renee's birthday. And she's really special to me. And it just, synchronicity-wise, happened to be that today was allergy medication because she was the one I knew at an early age with the worst allergies

of anyone I ever met. She did move to Cincinnati from another part of the world, which I'm sure.

That can be an issue. The springtime, man, we would go places. Those pear trees. The pear trees

will get you and she just like swollen eyes and like she did this horrible hacking sound. She still does. All the time. Her hacking sounds. Oh, I bet she's doing it right now. Happy birthday, Renee. Yeah, in seventh grade, I kind of learned the dangers of allergies or at least being around someone else with allergies. The dangers of being around someone else with allergies.

Okay, yeah.

Yeah, so happy birthday, Renee.

Alexiner had a challenge today.

What was that?

My challenge was to find reviews or someone complains about a historical inaccuracy.

Yeah, I'm excited for this.

And we got some good ones sent in.

Okay, good.

Well, if you're wondering where we get these,

every couple weeks on Patreon, we upload the upcoming themes and challenges and offer patrons a chance

to submit any reviews they think would be fitting for those themes and challenges. So you can head

over to patreon.com slash BTGCD if you want to take a look at that we also announced our april um guest episode

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