Hello princess Diana tomorrow you're gonna marry Prince Charles the future king of England

But what if you did it? What if you ran away with me?

I cannot promise you gold and titles. I was born in a creek

What I cannot offer you is a wonderful life in the beautiful Queen City of Cincinnati, Ohio

You can live out your days and medium luxury in a ranch house that is less than five miles away from three separate outdoor malls

We can raise two beautiful boys named Mason and Gunner probably we will spend our Sundays

Rating for the Cincinnati bangles. We've been historically bad, but are actually good now or are supposed to be good

Yeah, get this day and we have a generational town according back one of the best receivers in the league our number two

Receiver would be a number one receiver on any other team the league and a top 10 running back and we came with the ball

You're probably saying wow what are the odds of having all that elite young talent under contract at the exact same time

It's astronomical Diana especially for us day, and we have historically had a very hard time as the team in this league

You know what you guys do to the Irish? That's what God does to the bangles and this is happening to us because our head coach has a

Monkey brain who in his career has lost 75% of his games. Oh, yeah, and we went to the Super Bowl last year

Would you think would be a good thing? But it turns out it's a bad thing because now we can't fire this guy this year

And probably not even next year even if we miss the playoffs. I feel like I'm going crazy. I feel like I'm in hell

Was I talking about TVTL?

Hello

Did you say hello?

I said hello, but that's close enough looks like those clowns in Congress did it again. What a bunch of clowns

How's he keep up with the news like that when do we get to sing is raining man?

Hallelujah is raining me. I'm done with walls now

I'm into angry unicorns

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