#3811 Inter-Walsh-cene Violence

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 November 2022

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Luke ran into some very smelly issues on his flight to New York last night. And Andrew Walsh has a list of Sylvester Stallone's top movie roles…but it's not our Andrew Walsh.

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0:00.0	Hey, it's Steve here and I got a big surprise.
0:02.0	Here we go folks, it's paper towels.
0:04.1	Put your hand on it, wipe it around.
0:05.7	They're perforated, they come right apart.
0:07.4	Crumple it into a ball, throbbing the air, it comes right back down.
0:10.3	Oh my gosh, you spilled some water?
0:12.6	No, not anymore, paper towels.
0:14.2	It's a kite.
0:14.8	Put a string on it, fly it, it's a kite.
0:16.4	Paper towels, it's easy.
0:17.6	You can tie it in and not.
0:18.9	It's still there.
0:19.7	Table's clean, kind of.
0:20.8	Hey, hey, you can call for your friends.
0:22.8	Hey friends, come over, I got paper towels.
0:24.4	You got two, four, this and half, put in your pocket,
0:26.8	say, if you'll lay down this one, boom.
0:28.1	This is for the car, the house, your backpack, paper towels.
0:31.8	You've been saying, I got a good grade in my test
0:34.6	with best friends, paper towels.
0:37.0	TVTL
0:42.6	Do I look like I know what a JPEG is?
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