#3809 Chip Off The Ol' Guac

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 November 2022

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Luke is obsessed with a clip of Billy Corgan eating chips (and dip?) on stage during a drum solo. He also just realized that he accidentally spread some very false information about Julia Roberts on multiple radio shows last week.

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0:00.0	I am a good person and sometimes good people don't get no respect.
0:05.5	For any danger field.
0:07.5	Hey, I don't get no respect.
0:10.1	No respect at all.
0:12.1	When I was in the sandbox as a kid, I got no respect.
0:15.5	Ah, you know, don't get no respect.
0:18.3	Airplane food.
0:20.1	Why don't they just make the plane out of the airline food?
0:24.1	My wife don't get no respect.
0:27.4	So take her, please, for example.
0:32.0	If you don't get no respect, you might be red-nick.
0:36.8	Respect is nice.
0:41.2	What's the deal with grape nuts?
0:43.8	No grapes, no nuts.
0:45.8	I don't get no respect.
0:48.2	T-B-T-L.
0:51.2	My mom told me if I wait for things, like good things will happen to me.
0:57.3	Dude, I'm waiting for some things and I got some banana bread at work today, dude.
1:01.8	Hell yeah.
1:02.8	Listen up, ladies, I got it.
1:04.1	It is very hard not to get seduced by these two.
1:07.2	And yeah, I'm going to say it.
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