My name is Pat. I'm from Michigan and I have 32 teeth. Cool. Okay. Just remind

to everyone the checking question is what's your favorite color?

Oh, but next I'm buried. I have 32 teeth and my favorite color is blue. So okay and

the middle question is where are you from? None of the questions are how many teeth

do you have? That was what I was picking for my fun fact. I can see how that was confusing.

There's also no fun fact. What about favorite color? Can we say favorite color? Yeah,

that's what we're... Yeah, do say your favorite color. Well, if in order to honestly answer

that question we do need to answer the deep question. This isn't a test. Just like introduce

yourself. Okay. I have 31 teeth. I think the question was how many teeth would you like?

T-B-T-L Guess what day it is? Guess what day it is. It's Friday. Friday. Gotta get down on Friday.

Everybody's looking forward to the weekend. Here's the one-oh. Swing on air goes.

Deep left center. That ball is high. It is far. It is calm.

It's embarrassing and it's gross but at least it's kind of funny. You know a lot of people

may not know this but I happen to be quite famous. I've only ever said I love you to two men

my entire life. Stone Cold Steve Austin and a guy in a dark club who I mistook for stone

Cold Steve Austin.

Oh, I know this. This violates every can I'm a respectable broadcaster.

Alright, hello. Good morning. Welcome everyone. To a Friday edition of T-B-T-L, the show

that just might be too beautiful to live. This party is going to be off of the hook.

My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host. Is it too early to fish sandwich?

Coming to you from the Hollywood broadcast center right here in Portland Oregon where

it is absolutely soggy. Didn't know you liked to get wet though.

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