Now I says here on your resume that from 2010 to 2011 you crushed it, but that's actually an older resume

It should also read that I crushed it from 2013 to present

So are we to understand that you did not crush it in 2012?

There was a medical situation preventing me from crushing it to my usual standards

So had it take some time off until I was able to crush it at 100% at which point I resumed crushing it full time

This need you have to be the smartest guy on the room is

Off-putting sooner or later gentlemen you will eat your words you can't be that overly confident remember baby never you might eat that mic

You don't say much for him, but when you do it to the point not salute you for and for our viewing pleasure

I packed terms of e then we're gonna bring it up with a little fried greens to the tea and then hope floats was sandy

B somebody die and that one they die in all of them good. What do you say we go out and get some carvel?

I got the time if you got the time

All right, hello good morning and welcome everyone to a Tuesday edition of T.B. T.L

The show it just might be too beautiful to live

My name is Luke Furbank. I am your host. I totally hell is it you?

Coming to you from the Hollywood broadcast center right here in Portland, Oregon

I was looking welcome to episode one of Luke's VHS fun party

This may be the last time today where I am in my

correct state of mind because after this I am about to go spend eight hours

eating

cannabis-based

cuisine highly paranoid very large individual talking a bunch of nonsense

where I will be doing a TV story for CBS and

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