#3806 Obvious But Profound

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 November 2022

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Luke got super high on weed for a CBS News feature yesterday. It was…interesting. Also, unrelatedly, Andrew wants to know where all the Reese's Pieces have disappeared to.

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0:00.0	Alright, let's spin those wheels and play with some clay!
0:04.2	Now there's one and only one rule in this class.
0:07.6	I will tolerate no reenacting, whether it's ironic or sincere,
0:11.6	of the Patrick Swaisy dimmy more pottery scene in Ghost.
0:15.3	Ever since that movie was released in 1990,
0:18.3	I have seen every conceivable variation of what I call ghosting.
0:25.0	This could be Guy on Girl, Girl on Guy.
0:28.0	The hilarious Guy on Guy.
0:33.0	So since it never stopped, I had to adopt a zero-ghost tolerance policy.
0:42.0	If you so much is hum, three notes from that righteous brother song,
0:44.6	with God as my witness, I will come at you with everything I've got.
0:49.0	Okay, let's have a great time!
0:51.0	TVTL!
0:54.0	I consider myself to be an absolutely dead center, normal average American.
1:01.0	I think I'm looking forward to cracking up.
1:04.0	I hope I can like, you know, totally crack up.
1:07.0	So I haven't like totally cracked up in a long time.
1:10.0	Mom, it's not real.
1:12.0	It's a jib jab.
1:14.0	If we wanted to, we could have our own business.
1:17.0	No, I agree.
1:18.0	If we really wanted to, we could.
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