Welcome to Beach, to Sandy, Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.

Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.

And he will raise you up on eagles wits.

Yes, he will.

She's, okay, we're doing like youth pastor shit.

That's right.

Welcome to Beach, Cindy Water, two episode 378.

Reviews of televangelists. Which, in my opinion, is worse than those youth fathers. You know what? Fuck all of it. I don't know. Was it worse than the, okay. We're not- Televangelists with their fucking 20 private planes? Yeah, I think they're worse than like young men who are creeps. No. They're old men with creeps with billions of dollars. Yeah, they're both creeps. Oh, no. The youth pastors are going to be in the comments. And I, if, look, if you think we're talking about you this episode, we are. Here's the thing, guys. It's a lot of attention on us right now. We have three cameras going. It's a lot.

We've spent about 16 hours in this room, I think. I feel like I've been here for 10 years.

I put a lot of effort into setting of this beautiful multi-cam studio. And Alexander kind of directed a little bit from his spot over you on the couch.

She's laughing because it's literally the opposite of what happened.

She thinks she's being funny because I was like, you can help me, you know, and then she just sat there and kept watching and then was like, what do you mean?

Use your eyes when I couldn't find something in her own house.

This hour 18, wait, hour 18 is when things really turned.

I know you said 16 hours, but you're bad at time.

We are reading reviews of televangelists, which was awful.

And I am very excited because of how insane some of these are.

They are so nuts.

Okay, I'm so excited for this episode. I want to ask you also, what was your challenge for today for later? I don't know. It was reviews in which someone haggles or barters instead of paying. Now, Alexander, I actually have several reviews that I read in Houston at the Houston Live show. Oh, I remember. Oh, okay. You do. Good. Is there a cow involved? Not in these ones. Where was a cow then? Houston. So I have several reviews that I actually read at our Houston live show. Okay. He lives in Joel Osteen. I do? Oh. I was like, who are you talking about? Leave me out of that.

Joel Osteen.

And I kept saying his name wrong on stage, Joel Osteen. And someone corrected you and out loud. I'm like, who is that? Joel himself? Who gives a fuck? No, I'm kidding. I get it. We need to be corrected a lot. I said, am I saying it right? And everyone went, no. Oh, that's true. Of course you were like self-conscious, so you had to get some audience participation.

Joel Osteen. said, am I saying it right? And everyone went, no. That's true. Of course, you were like self-conscious,

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