377: Reviews of Jewelry
Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet
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4.8 • 5.5K Ratings
🗓️ 18 February 2026
⏱️ 57 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Beach, to Sandy, Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think. |
| 0:13.3 | Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could. Hello and welcome to Beach, |
| 0:39.6 | She Sandywater 2 at the podcast where we read the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion. |
| 0:43.4 | I'm your sister host, Christine. |
| 0:44.7 | I am your brother host. |
| 0:46.5 | I know. |
| 0:48.0 | She forget sometimes the way that she treats me, I think. |
| 0:50.6 | She forgets. |
| 0:51.1 | She's too nice. |
| 0:52.5 | She forgot. |
| 0:53.0 | Okay. |
| 0:54.0 | Stop. Our last name is Sheifer. Wow. |
| 0:57.4 | We're the Sheifer Sibbs and you know it. We are now on video, which maybe was why she's acting up. |
| 1:02.8 | It's like being perceived makes me, you know, like in quantum physics. No, I don't. I'm serious. |
| 1:08.9 | Yes. When something is viewed, it's observed, it acts differently. That's right. And that's kind of how I am. Yeah, cool. Yeah, I don't like it. It's like on a granular level. Yeah. So the podcast is completely changing now because it's not just for patrons. We are on YouTube and our latest video got some views. And we're like, oh shit, people actually see it. |
| 1:28.3 | Now I'm just like my head is exploded. |
| 1:31.2 | I think like I'm just a YouTube star. |
| 1:33.5 | My whole persona is different. |
| 1:35.0 | But we do have some YouTube videos up. |
| 1:37.9 | We are so excited about a couple in particular, one of which is on our YouTube channel. |
| 1:43.0 | We did a crossover episode with For Your Amusement Pod cast. We did one on the feed that has already come out on our show where we read reviews of Benihana. And we had the best time. It was so good. And if you don't know what for your amusement is, it features Byron Marin, but then also, a little somebody. We love Byron. I just keep. No, I'm like, who the fuck is this other guy? Byron Stan. Byron is the only one I care about on that podcast. But Ryan Bergara of BuzzFeed Unsolved fame, watcher entertainment. Yeah. Just kidding. They're great. They do a theme park podcast. We did a crossover with them, which was reviews of Benihana, because they had |
| 2:17.5 | quite a dramatic experience there. And that is our first YouTube video up in a while. I mean, it's our first video episode ever on YouTube. So yeah. And then the other one that we were on was, I said no gift. We have a big week. Honestly, it was like a good. God. I keep like saying, well, you're welcome because I've been working on manifesting abundance. |
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