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I'm your sister host, Christine.

And I'm the brother host, Zandi.

Welcome, welcome.

It's good to have you here for an episode about Dude ranches.

This is something.

When I tell you, I don't think I've ever laughed this hard while researching, which was so...

I read the...

I was like, dude ranches.

This is going to be stupid.

And I started reading things.

No.

And it was in the funniest way.

Okay.

Yeah.

Usually when it's something stupid, it's like a good thing in our industry. No, no non-derogatory stupid. Well, we had an experience at a dude ranch as children. Unfortunately. I think we've probably had many experiences, most of which we've blacked out. I don't think we had many dude ranch experiences. I just feel like that day was probably packed with a lot of really traumatic incident. I see. A lot of experiences at one dude range in one day. Because we were both there and both our parents were there. And that's not like a normal setup. That is a rarity. Or at least dad was there. He definitely was there. He was there, which already in and of itself is creating quite a situation.

So you caught a fish.

I did.

I was vegan ever since.

It hurt you.

It attacked you.

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