Welcome to Beach, to Sandy, Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.

Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could. Hello and welcome to our podcast. It's called Beach, Too Sadi, Water, Too Wet. Yes. We read the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion. And I'm sister host, Christine. I'm brother host Zandi, and we are very excited. I'm just staring at myself. Yeah, I know. We're very, why? Because we're glowing.

Okay. Very excited to announce that our ads are all going to be on YouTube now. Oh, I forgot we had breaking news. Yeah, we happened to also be putting all our episodes up there, but the ads too.

Don't worry. We know you come for the ads. Yeah, lucky you. But no, yeah, you can go to YouTube.com slash

beach shoe sandy or beach shoe sandy water to wet. Who knows? And there you can find our beautiful faces. What kind of cat litter you're going to buy next? Yeah, we just like a home delivery meal service. Yeah. And we like wipe the $10 tier off our Patreon. So now you can subscribe for $5 to get all ad free, including ad free YouTube.

And bonus episodes every month. We are thrilled because we just did a little crossover with

four-year amusement pod featuring Ryan Bergara, formerly of BuzzFeed Unsolved. And when we met

them in L.A., I had like a moment in Alexander. Did you mention Byron? Byron's my best friend. I know. Byron is like I think one of the funniest people. Byron Marin, yes. No, they're amazing. But the reason I bring it up is that we're in a, I'm in a weird mood because we recorded that relatively late in the day. And now for like two hours, we get the best time. We can listen to our crossover on their feet and our two different episodes. And now it's like 640 and I've got my wine ready. It's so late at night. We never record this late. We're going to bed normally in an hour. That's not true. Yeah, Leona goes about 830, but but I go to bed at 740. That's a smart move, honestly. You should try that. I should try that. I'm sure it would work. I'm sure I have tried it, and it probably didn't work. Anyway, yeah. We're just doing a few new things, which is mostly being on video, being in person, drinking. I'm not doing that.

But otherwise, it should be business as usual, folks.

Yeah, but we're excited for the YouTube.

So go to the YouTube if you can and subscribe and like things because we want that to be a fun, regular thing we do.

So yeah, go like our YouTube.

You still have some chili on your face.

Really?

Anyway, we're eating reviews as we normally do.

Or what?

But we eating will lose.

This time it's of party buses.

That's right.

I'm very excited.

I think it's hilarious.

It is the funniest theme.

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