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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2022

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Luke immediately regrets his decision to sit in a massage chair in the middle of the Bismarck airport, although he did make a new friend while being publicly gyrated. Plus, a chain of chicken restaurants bought $100,000 worth of Mega Millions lottery tickets and intends to share the potential winnings with its employees.

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0:00.0	Your son has clearly been brainwashed by the evil and charismatic Mr. Burns.
0:04.6	Are you sure you can get him back for us?
0:06.8	Absolutely. I'm the one who successfully deprogrammed Jane Fonda, you know.
0:11.6	What about Peter Fonda?
0:13.3	Oh, that was a heartbreaker.
0:15.4	But I did get Poma Cartany out of wings.
0:17.9	You idiot! He was the most talented one!
0:20.6	T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-L. Guess what day it is? Guess what day it is?
0:31.6	It's Friday! Friday! And then get down on Friday!
0:35.9	Everybody's looking forward to the weekend!
0:38.8	It's people who identify as nerdy,
0:41.4	wrapping about the things they love,
0:42.9	video games, science fiction,
0:45.3	having a hard time meeting romantic partners.
0:48.1	Losers in other words.
0:49.9	Are you okay to put in twizzlers in the fridge?
0:51.9	I told you, is it Sarah?
0:53.4	Crystal. Crystal, this.
0:54.7	She likes me, okay. Well, Crystal, you and I are going to have another twizzler, pal.
0:58.7	Why don't we go get a beer? I'll give you some advice.
1:00.5	And we can have what the kids are calling a sausage best.
1:05.3	All right, hello, good morning.
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