#3739 Shut The #%&! Up Elmo
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 1 August 2022
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Summary
TBTL Friendo and Fancy Hollywood Director Cat Solen hops on the show to explain why Muppets and puppets never break character on set. Plus, a big weekend project leaves Andrew more dim-witted than usual on a Monday. And Luke tries to figure out the difference between wingdings and webdings.
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| 0:00.0 | I need a little treat for the gang, something to win their affections back. |
| 0:04.0 | Back? Why is that, Michael? |
| 0:07.0 | Well, I ran down Meredith in my car. |
| 0:10.0 | Did you do this on purpose? |
| 0:12.0 | No, I was being negligent, but she's in the hospital. She's fine, recovering nicely, tiny little crack in her pelvis. |
| 0:19.0 | But she will be up to... |
| 0:20.0 | Is that happening on company property? |
| 0:21.0 | Yes. It was on company property with company property. |
| 0:25.0 | So, double jeopardy. We are fine. |
| 0:28.0 | I don't think you understand how a jeopardy works. |
| 0:31.0 | Oh, right. I'm sorry. What is, we're fine. |
| 0:35.0 | T-B-T-L! |
| 0:41.0 | Before we go any further, I need to know if there are any hidden recording devices in the room. |
| 0:46.0 | I will find out if there are. |
| 0:48.0 | Yeah, I'm sure you will. But there's none, because that would be stupid of us, and we're not stupid. |
| 0:52.0 | Silly move. It's a no. |
| 0:54.0 | Well, that should take care of those two evil geniuses for a while. |
| 0:58.0 | I hope that they've learned their lessons that computers are built by people, for people, to help people, not to control us. |
| 1:05.0 | It's never technology-sli-spread-cheek. |
| 1:07.0 | www.thisandwww.that. Let's www.explaining. |
| 1:12.0 | I just might have tacos tonight. And let's kill you! |
| 1:18.0 | Alright, hello, good morning, and welcome everyone. To a Monday edition of T-B-T-L, the show that just might be too beautiful to live. |
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