I'm 36 years old. It's not going great. I gotta be honest. I don't look good for 36.

Nobody's ever like, no way.

I'm broke too. It's not good to be broke at 36. That's not good. In your 20s, it's fine to be broke

because you can be like, you know, figuring it out. But in your 30s, you have to get ready to die.

And I'm not ready, folks. My friends are getting ready. They like own their house. They have kids. They have like,

funds. They're like, Andy, what's your retirement plan? And right now, it is to walk into the woods.

That's all I got. It's kind of wandering to the wilderness to see what happens.

My 401k is to walk 401 km, so...

T-B-T-L!

I don't know what this is, but Jay says it's a big C-turtle.

Did he yip or did he if? He said skip and I said no, my name's buddy.

Okay, he yipped. If he yipped, that means hello. If he yips, if that happens, well then you got a problem.

Great. I've made the change. Your wife's new legal name is Targets. Targets. Is this okay?

Oh my god, man, we have seen some f***ing we ain't never seen before.

All right, hello, good morning, and welcome everyone. To a Thursday edition of T-B-T-L,

the show that just might be too beautiful to live. Spock sabotage the system. My name is Luke

Burbank, I am your host. Coming to you for the final episode from Bismarck, North Dakota,

in the Menards district. But you stare at a Menards for three solid days, and you start to wonder

what goes on inside there. I may have to go check that out before I leave Bismarck. I've also

been walking around humming just a friend in my head for the last few days, and I couldn't figure

out why, and then I realized Bismarcky. Do we think the wrapper and actor, RIP, Bismarcky?

You think that was related to Bismarck? And did Bismarcky ever actually play in Bismarck,

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