#3730 Schrödinger's Camera

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 July 2022

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Luke has thoughts on the new, buzzy Nathan Fielder show, The Rehearsal. He and Andrew also come up with a new segment idea for TBTL.

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0:00.0	You know everything is not an anecdote. You have to discriminate.
0:03.6	You choose things that are that are funny or or mildly amusing or interesting.
0:09.0	You're a miracle. Your stories have none of that.
0:12.7	They're not even amusing accidentally.
0:15.9	It's like going on a date with a chatty, Kathy doll.
0:19.8	I expect you have a little string on your chest. You know that I pull out and have to snap back.
0:24.1	Except I wouldn't pull it out and snap it back. You would.
0:26.4	Ah, ah, ah, ah!
0:28.4	And by the way, you know when you're telling these little stories, here's a good idea.
0:32.9	Have a point. It makes it so much more interesting for the listener.
0:36.9	TVTL!
0:42.4	I just feel like I'm excited and I feel relaxed and I'm ready to party.
0:52.4	Hey, you with the best of them. I'm gonna go down to the river!
0:59.4	That must be where you, huh?
1:01.4	Kimmel's now the new King of Late Night and you're still doing a podcast.
1:04.4	This is a single most evil thing I have ever experienced and I've seen a lot.
1:09.4	If we wanted to, we could have our own business.
1:12.4	No, I agree. If we really wanted to, we could. It's just that do we want to do that?
1:16.4	Do we want to have a website and a blog and be like, this is what we did today?
1:20.4	No. Too much work. Yeah. And to extend.
1:24.4	All right, hello. Good morning and welcome everyone to a Tuesday edition of TVTL.
1:29.4	It's a tuna, bro!
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