#3729 Morgan A Feeling

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2022

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Luke just got back from Austin, where he gathered with friends to pay tribute to the late, great Drew McFrizz. Meanwhile, Andrew was almost denied an opportunity to clean a big mess in peace. Plus, something very interesting happened at an Omaha airport over the weekend.

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0:00.0	Ladders, they can be your stairway to heaven or your ticket to hell.
0:06.0	Every year, clueless adults get up high on ladders while high on beer, wine, and other
0:12.6	mind-altering liquors.
0:14.6	Sure, our society makes light of ladders.
0:17.6	Champion ladder climbers grace our every cereal box, and ladder themed entertainment keeps
0:23.4	our children in stitches.
0:25.5	But in real life, these climbing machines can be killing machines.
0:32.5	TVTL!
0:35.5	Hey Julia, can you say TPPL?
0:41.5	Uh, TPPL.
0:45.5	I'm doing the work, I'm baby stepping, I'm not a slacker.
0:54.5	You're a good man, you know your stuff, but you're like a crazy volcano.
0:58.5	You have to show me you can bring it down a notch.
0:59.5	I'll bring it down a thousand notches if I have to!
1:02.5	Okay, we done with the business part, I want to start the clown portion of the meeting.
1:07.5	Alright, hello, good morning and welcome everyone.
1:11.5	To a Monday edition of TVTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
1:16.5	The words mean nothing.
1:19.5	My name is Luke Burbank, I am your host.
1:22.5	Is it a good day, shit yeah, the days are good day.
1:25.5	Coming to you from the Hollywood broadcast center right here in beautiful Portland, Oregon,
1:30.5	glad to be back home.
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